Trying this hard to look busy is exhausting.
A cluttered desk is a sign of genius.
Car insurance tip: Each state has minimum insurance coverage requirements, but it’s not always prudent to go with minimum coverage. Consider the area you live in and the types of cars those around you drive. If you live in a nice area, full of high-end cars, you may want to increase your property damage coverage.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
I just want people to like me for who I pretend to be.
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Homeowner insurance tip: Make sure you account for structures, such as a garage or shed when calculating how much coverage you need.
Everyone is weird. Some of us just hide it better than others.
If I had to do it all over again, I’d make the same mistakes… sooner.
Math and science are for people who don’t know how important football is.