I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
Did you know that smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
Mexico insurance tip: If you are traveling to Mexico, and will be driving, be sure to ask for travel assistance to cover things like medical assistance and vehicle towing.
Did you know that a bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
I found someone’s lost dentures, and returned them to him. It put a smile on his face.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Car insurance tip: The more assets, and income you have, the more insurance you need. A personal liability umbrella policy, in conjunction with homeowner’s coverage is not very expensive, yet can provide critical protection of your wealth.
I had a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.
Did you hear about the thief who stole a calendar and got twelve months?
The calendar appeared to be popular because it had a lot of dates.